Hi i'm Rachel !!!!
I like Clothes and Shoes and The Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars and The Carrie Diaries and Puberty Blues and Disney and Paint and to dance when no-one is watching and NEW YORK and Sex and the City and Friends and Gossip Girl and Pretty Woman and Audrey Hepburn and the 1950's and the Breakfast Club and Beauty and the Beast and the Jazz Age and Romance and Kissing in the Rain and Love and Vogue and the Beach and OMG Chace Crawford! There are so many things to just list all of them.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
maybe we’re all ducklings